Blonde strikes back? - dart board light
Ten Blonde Inventions
# 1 impermeable layers
# 2 Solar Flashlight
# 3 Screen Doors Sumberrine
# 4 A book about reading
# 5 Darts Inflatable
# 6 A Dictionary Index
# 7 Helicopter ejection seat
# 8 of the water-powder
# 9 Pedel power wheelchair
# 10 waterproof teabag
Q: What happens when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run Like Hell .... It was a hand grenade in his mouth.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he leads the operation on the brain of a blonde?
A: "Space. The final frontier ......"
Q: What happens when a blonde has Alzheimer's disease?
A: Her IQ is increasing.
Q: How did the blonde drink the milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what's on the other side.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Dart Board Light Blonde Strikes Back?
3 comments:
BAHAHAH, brilliant!
How about:
P. How can a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
or
P. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
R. She is drowning.
or
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watch the news at 11:00 Clock.
A man stands on the edge of a skyscraper, looking at suicide.
The brunette tells the blonde: "I bet the man jumped $ 20.00
that suicide bombings and construction. "The blonde thought for a moment and then
replied: "OK, you are!" You are looking for a few minutes, and that
Man jumps off the edge.
The blonde sighs and reaches for his wallet arrested, but Brown was
said: "I can not your money - I feel guilty. I must admit that
I saw news about 6:00 clock this evening and I knew that man
jump to.
The blonde replied, "Oh, I saw the 6:00 clock news, but I do not know
I thinkGo again! "
BAHAHAH, brilliant!
How about:
P. How can a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A. Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
or
P. How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
R. She is drowning.
or
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watch the news at 11:00 Clock.
A man stands on the edge of a skyscraper, looking at suicide.
The brunette tells the blonde: "I bet the man jumped $ 20.00
that suicide bombings and construction. "The blonde thought for a moment and then
replied: "OK, you are!" You are looking for a few minutes, and that
Man jumps off the edge.
The blonde sighs and reaches for his wallet arrested, but Brown was
said: "I can not your money - I feel guilty. I must admit that
I saw news about 6:00 clock this evening and I knew that man
jump to.
The blonde replied, "Oh, I saw the 6:00 clock news, but I do not know
I thinkGo again! "
What is a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang the weaker they get.
What is the difference between a blonde and a brick? If you do not follow a brick, you'll go home.
three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead pregnant. the brunette says she was a baby because concieved in the missionary position, "said the redhead, he will have a girl, because if concieved at the beginning, the explosion out intears blonde asked the other women, why is the blonde replies," I'm going to have puppies!
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